Charlie Hayman media arts junior

Media arts junior won't get a crazy haircut and hasn't ever mauled a grizzly bear

Wildcat: Hi, I'm Claire from the Daily Wildcat and you're on the spot. So what are you getting done to your hair here at Cost Cutters today? Getting it dyed hot pink?

Hayman: Umm · no, not so much. I'm just getting the standard haircut · just a little trim.

Wildcat: Do you think I'd be able to talk you into getting it shaved, or how about a Mohawk?

Hayman: I'm gonna have to say no on that · but that's uh · interesting.

Wildcat: So what would I have to do in order to get you to do something crazy to your hair?

Hayman: I guess you'd have to do something crazy.

Wildcat: Well, we have to keep the paper nice and clean · so we won't go there. What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever done?

Hayman: That's a tough one · hmm· this interview. Pretty pathetic, huh?

Wildcat: I wasn't gonna say it, but since you did · nah, I'm just joshin' with ya.

Hayman: No, no · it's OK. I understand.

Wildcat: It's absolutely beautiful outside, isn't it? It's the perfect weather for mauling grizzly bears.

Hayman: Ya know, I'm not exactly sure what kind of weather is perfect for that, but I imagine this is about right.

Wildcat: Have you ever done it before?

Hayman: One time, some friends tried to convince me.

Wildcat: I actually haven't done it, either. I apologize for my randomness. My friends think that my head is broken.

Hayman: It's probably a good thing, because I think that the grizzly bear would have mauled you.