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Katie Brandt
elementary education junior
By Claire C. Laurence
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Friday, March 5, 2004
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Junior has not starred in any porn yet, but would if she goes to jail

Wildcat: I'm Claire from the Daily Wildcat and you're on the spot. What do you know about the women's basketball program?

Brandt: I don't really know much about it, so they're probably not very good.

Wildcat: Actually, they're Pac-10 Champions. So I guess that means you don't know that DeeDee Wheeler is a god.

Brandt: A female god?

Wildcat: Well, if you're gonna get all technical on me, yes, a goddess. If you were a goddess, what sort of powers do you think you'd have?

Brandt: I dunno · I don't like being on the spot. Umm · I'd be able to mesmerize people and make them do what I want.

Wildcat: So what do you think you'd do if you went to jail?

Brandt: If I went to jail? I'd probably have some lesbian love.

Wildcat: If you had to make a movie out of it, would it be like, "Love Story: the Jail Diaries," or something?

Brandt: No, it'd probably be more like a porn.

Wildcat: Have you ever starred in a porn before?

Brandt: No! I haven't, I swear. Well, maybe a home one but nothing major. Uhh · just kidding.

Wildcat: You know, your parents are going to read this.

Brandt: No they're not. My mom doesn't know how to read. Just kidding, but they don't read the Wildcat.

Wildcat: NO? I'm gonna send it to them.

Brandt: That's OK. She'll be OK with it.

Wildcat: She'll be OK with you wanting to have a lesbian love affair?

Brandt: No, no, no! That's only if I have to go to jail! I'm not going to jail!



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