Quotes from around campus and the world

"It is not unusual to see rabid bats all over the city. There is no danger to anyone in the stadium, so nobody needs to avoid the stadium for that reason."
- Dr. Elizabeth MacNeill, chief medical officer of the Pima County Health Department, on the rabid bat situation at Arizona Stadium

"It also has a deep, deep sense of cool."
- Vice President and Chief Information Officer Sally Jackson on the Multimedia Zone

"The faculty will be stimulated because the relevance of their research will be at the forefront of their minds."
- Brenda Ekwurzel on giddy faculty members

"We also found students in the restroom on the wireless, as if it was something they should keep hidden."
- Computer Manager Lemill Lawson on students doing private things on the Internet in public bathrooms

"Jomo. Like 'mojo' except the other way. Jomo. J-O-M-O. Yeah."
- Jomo, the bicycle-riding street floutist, on "Jomo"

"Quit being retarded ... just pick up the popcorn."
- Unknown Coronado Residence Hall resident relating intelligence with cleanliness, moments before a fight broke out, reports stated

"Two frappuccinos right before the test will hopefully make those electrons move faster or something."
- Finance Senior Chric Nielsen on dealing with sleep deprivation and/or quantum mechanics