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On the Spot


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Melissa Avila
finance and psychology junior
By Claire C. Laurence
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Tuesday, February 3, 2004
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Wildcat: Hi, I'm from The Daily Wildcat and you're on the spot.

Avila: (Sarcastically) Oh, great.

Wildcat: So how many people do you think pee in the pool here at the Rec Center?

Avila: Oh my God! A lot!

Wildcat: So what would you do to me if I peed in the pool?

Avila: Nothing, because I hope I

wouldn't know.

Wildcat: What if I came up and told you that I did?

Avila: Wow. I'd probably just laugh at you. The chlorine seriously kills everything in, like, seven seconds though.

Wildcat: So have you ever had to rescue anyone?

Avila: Yeah, during swimming lessons. It was an older guy in the deep end.

Wildcat: Did you give him mouth-to-mouth?

Avila: No, I just pulled him to the side.

Wildcat: You didn't just slip one in there?

Avila: Uh, he didn't need it. He was breathing.

Wildcat: Awww ... that doesn't matter! What if you saw a really cute guy swimming in the pool? Would you drown him a little bit so that you could slip him the tongue?

Avila: Yeah! I could do that ... and then grab his wallet and get his info.

Wildcat: Well that sounds like a good way to get a date.

Avila: I'm not sure that I'm that

desperate.

Wildcat: So what kinds of pranks have been pulled here in the pool?

Avila: I'm not sure that I'm supposed to tell you ...

Wildcat: Oh, it doesn't matter. No one's gonna read this.

Avila: Well, they supposedly caught some people having sex in that corner (points to the back of the pool).

Wildcat: Did they clean the pool afterwards?

Avila: Probably not. You probably don't want to swim in this pool ... EVER!



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