Whitney Hays undeclared freshman

Freshman hates greek-oriented UA, couldn't care less about politics in Middle East

Wildcat: My name is Kylee and you're on the spot. What bugs you the most about the UA?

Hays: How it's so greek-oriented.

Wildcat: Why does that bug you?

Hays: Because I'm not in a sorority, and I think it just gets annoying.

Wildcat: Well the reason I ask is because, did you that know we have a nuclear reactor on campus?

Hays: No.

Wildcat: Do you know what that means?

Hays: Not really.

Wildcat: That means if it blows up, we're all screwed.

Hays: Yeah. I lived by one of those back home.

Wildcat: Where's home?

Hays: Ohio.

Wildcat: Oh. OK. The reason I bring it up is because President Bush is giving Iran crap over nuclear weapons, and so I'm wondering if you think maybe he accidentally invaded Iraq because he thought the "N" was a "Q" and meant to invade Iran instead. What do you think?

Hays: I have no idea.

Wildcat: Do you think he will invade Iran?

Hays: Maybe.

Wildcat: Why?

Hays: I don't know. I don't really watch news.

Wildcat: Well, right now he's in Europe petitioning to the Europeans who are really upset with him for going to war in Iraq and trying to get them on his side. What do you think of him trying to get Europeans on America's side?

Hays: I don't think it'll work.

Wildcat: Why not?

Hays: Because, they don't usually like us.

Wildcat: Why do you think that is?

Hays: I don't know.

Wildcat: Could this conversation be any more boring to you?

Hays: No.

Wildcat: What do you think would spice it up?

Hays: I don't know.