Velocity Tour - Featuring Tesla, Scorpions, Korn, Yellowcard and much, much more. Make out with the person next to you during "Winds of Change" and then watch drag racing. Gates open at noon, 9 a.m. Sat. and Sun. Pima County Fairgrounds, 11300 S. Houghton Road. 321-1000

Thursday

Van Halen – The arts desk just found out the lyrics are "Might as well jump," not "Maxwell Jump." We're so embarrassed. Also appearing Friday night. $68-$125. Casino del Sol AVA, 5655 W. Valencia Road. 883-1700

"The Narrative Eye: Women in Photography" - Photography historian Naomi Rosenblum will lecture on the use of narrative in the work of women photographers. Center for Creative Photography Auditorium. 5:30 p.m. 621-7968

FREE movie - "Die Herrin Von Atlantis" (The Mistress of Atlantis) 1932 film based around the ancient underwater city. Part of the German Studies Film Series. Modern Languages Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. 621-8385

UA Opera Theatre Presents: Mozart's "Le Nozze de Figaro" (The Marriage of Figaro) 7:30 p.m. Crowder Hall. $15 general/$12 UA employees and seniors/$10 students. 621-2998

"Trojan Women' - War as seen through the eyes of women and children. Presented by the UA School of Theatre Arts Fall Workshop. Drama Building, Room 116. $4. 8 p.m. 621-1162

Friday

Mike Watt - Everybody's favorite flannel-wearing dude. BFF with Sonic Youth. With the Necronauts and the Deludes. Plush, 340 E. Sixth St. $8 advance/ $10 door. 9:30 p.m. 798-1298

Calexico - Check out Djamila's Grossman's article on Calexico in this week's GoWild. Performing at City Limits, 6350 E. Tanque Verde Road. 733-6262. $15. 8 p.m.

FREE Tofu Tasting - Author Meredith Little will discuss her cookbook "Taming Tofu" and offer up free samples of tasty tofu concoctions. 7 p.m. Antigone Books, 411 N. Fourth Ave. 729-3715

21+ "Debbie Does Dallas" (the play!!) - Yep, it's true and Celeste Meiffren writes all about it in this issue. With Devil Doll. The Hotel Congress, 311 E. Congress St. 9 p.m. $10/$12 door. 622-8848

FREE movie - The International Arts Film Society presents "Titus," an adaptation of Shakespeare's "Titus Andronicus" starring Anthony Hopkins and Jessica Lange. Manuel T. Pacheco Integrated Learning Center, Room 120. 621-3527

FREE Opening Reception for "5mm." Exhibition featuring a variety of media including digital photography, audio and video by Christopher P.H. Krapek. 5:30 p.m. Lionel Rombach Gallery. 626-4215

Musical Moments at Lunchtime- Flamenco guitarist Andres Lemons will perform with flamenco dancers from Milagro del Baile Dance Studio. 12 p.m. UofA Bookstore. 621-2426

Saturday

"Carousel" - Matinee performance of the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic by the Arizona Repertory Theatre. Marroney Theatre. 1:30 p.m. 621-1162. $29/$27 UA employees and seniors/$21 students

7th Annual Tucson Emergency Vehicle Show and Swap Meet - We swear this is real. Pima Community College West, 2202 W. Anklam Road. 8a.m.- 2 p.m. 977-8985

UAPresents: "Dafos Danza Contemporanea" Mexican Contemporary Dance Troupe performs at Centennial Hall. $10-$26. 8 p.m. 621-3341

Monolog Cabin - Actors/writers/comedians perform their monologues with a comedic slant. 6:30 p.m. Hotel Congress, 311 E. Congress St. 622-8848. $5

Alternative Bazaar - Arts, crafts, etc. on sale at the Muse Community Arts Center. 516 N. Fifth Ave. 8:30-3 p.m. 903-0918

Cowboy Mouth - The Live Theatre Workshop presents play written by Sam Shepherd and Patti Smith. $10/$8 students, seniors, military. Live Theatre Workshop, 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 327-4242. 10 p.m.

Sunday

Toby Keith - This guy has a first name for a last name. Casino del Sol AVA. $60-$95. 5655 W. Valencia Road. 883-1700

Monday

Boyz II Men - Read Kylee Dawson's article and find out what ABCBBD really means. City Limits, 6300 E. Tanque Verde Road. 8 p.m. $28.50 advance/$30 at the door.

FREE Venezuela Bolivariana - Documentary on Bolivian Revolution in Venezuala. Aerospace and Mechanical Engineering, Room S202. 621-5665. 7 p.m.

UAPresents: "Celebrating the Blues" Blues legend Dr. John joins forces with Charlie Musselwhite and Shemekia Copeland. Centennial Hall. 7:30 p.m. $10- $52. 621-3341

Tuesday

Video Game Tournament - Prizes!! Games Room, located in Wilbur's Underground. Student Union Memorial Center. 1 p.m. 621-1450

FREE Africana Studies Fall Film Series - "The Coltrane Legacy." 5 p.m. César E. Chavéz building, Room 400. 621-5665