Baseball poetry
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Jensen Karp
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The sun is shining The leaves are blowing I'm happy for a reason I sing a song of poetic praise for it's time for baseball season
Now I understand it's hard to top 1998 I know it was divine But make way baseball fans For the last season of the millennium It's 1999
Steinbrenner proved it's all about the benjamins But we knew that, of course "Forget about loyalty, use 10-10-345 to call Clemens and send David Wells up north" Kevin Brown gets $105 million Where has the salary cap gone? That's enough cash to bribe Olympic officials and even bring the games to Tucson
But give those Diamondbacks some credit Signing pitchers for a new look Getting Randy Johnson The only player more white trash than the Padres' Garth Brooks
Longball leader Sammy Sosa attempts another record-breaking crack But for real courage watch the National League Brewer's Jim Abbott 'Cause this year he has to bat And "Sultan of the Swat" Mark McGwire may once again define the home run So let's hope during the off-season he stayed in better shape than his fat son
Moises Alou, Galarraga and Palmeiro are already sore And now Albert Belle will have his barroom brawls in Baltimore Best friends Darryl Strawberry and Eric Davis recovering from cancer and playing tough Hey buddy, watch where you walk You may step on Kerry Wood's rotator cuff
Transactions sent Mo to Anaheim Orel to the Mets and Canseco straight to heaven You see, he signed with Tampa Bay Home of his ex-wife...Miss Florida 1987 Downsizing and fire-sales have put "no-names" in every team's batter box I bet Frank Thomas would rather be in the Backstreet Boys than on the Chicago White Sox
I can't wait to see this season Even if those Yankees repeat without a fight But as soon as the call of the first pitch I'll be as joyful as Roberto Benigni on Oscar night
Until then I count down the days till baseball, the sport of perfection Until then keep your eye on the ball and wear a cup for your protection.
Jensen Karp is a sophomore majoring in media arts and is hoping Todd Hundley's elbow and Gary Sheffield's attitude hold up for the Dodgers to have a shot this season. He can be reached at Jensen.Karp@wildcat.arizona.edu
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