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On the spot


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Kevin Candee
communications senior
By Claire C. Laurence
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Thursday, September 2, 2004
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Senior wants to reach out and touch women, would streak if world was ending very soon

Candee: Are you looking to talk to someone?

Wildcat: I'm just looking for an interview.

Candee: Hey, do you want to interview me?

Wildcat: Why do you want to be On the Spot?

Candee: Because you asked me.

Wildcat: Umm... you asked me, actually.

Candee: Well, I guess it's a good way to reach out and touch the students.

Wildcat: So you want to touch all of the students?

Candee: Women, just women.

Wildcat: What kind of women?

Candee: Any kind of attractive woman...

Wildcat: Does that happen often?

Candee: Oh yeah. You know what I'm sayin'?

Wildcat: Right, I forgot... you're the hippity hop guy.

Candee: The hip hop director... here at KAMP.

Wildcat: Can you hop for me?

Candee: Are people going to be able to see it?

Wildcat: Uh... sure... yeah, we'll stick in a hologram.

Candee: (hippity hops)

Wildcat: If the world were going to end at midnight, what kind of things would you do with your final hours?

Candee: Umm... probably something of the illegal variety.

Wildcat: Well, you can't get into too much trouble, so what would you do?

Candee: I'd probably streak around to every building here on campus.

Wildcat: And touch all of the students?

Candee: Yeah, all of the women.

Wildcat: Riiiiight. How 'bout you interview me.

Candee: (grabs recorder) Hey, we're here On the Spot with Claire Laurence... a photographer for the Arizona Daily Wildcat.

Wildcat: (lifts ID badge) Good job... you can read.

Candee: So... Claire... why'd you wanna become a photographer?

Wildcat: I like to take pictures... shocker, eh?

Candee: Mmm... so what kinda dress are you wearing there?

Wildcat: This is actually called a skirt. It's protected by a shockfield... so no touchie.

Candee: So what kind of skirt are you wearing?

Wildcat: Are you done staring at my legs now?



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