Space.

You know, "the final frontier." Well, it's selling out. What was once a wonderfully serene vacuum, free of advertising, annoying tourists and oxygen, is quickly falling in line with the rest of the known universe and giving in to corporate pressure.

First, the Fiesta Bowl sold out to Tostitos. Then, they named our new ball park in Phoenix after a bank. And now space is selling out to millionaires and fast food chains.

This may seem unimportant to you. But you must look closer. These latest incidents could be detrimental to your life, our country and the entire galaxy.

The Cold War ended when the Berlin Wall fell, and since then America has enjoyed peace and partnership with Russia. For a decade we have forgotten about the possibilities of nuclear war, fallout shelters have become obsolete and our precious children no longer wake up in cold sweats from nightmares of H-bombs.