Famous actors in 'One Night at McCool's' have completely sold out

"One Night at McCool's" is the epitome of stupidity captured on film. But maybe that's the point.

Basically, the "plot" centers around four guys who fall in love with one ditzy-but-photogenic woman, Jewel (Liv Tyler).

Tyler brings T & A to the movie, and we're not talking "Talent & Ability" here. Director Harold Zwart must have instructed her to one, not use any consonants (her voice is so breathy throughout the movie that it's barely possible to understand her) and two, not integrate any words more than one syllable long (unless giggling counts) into the script.

In fact, the only character seemingly able to read and write is a psychiatrist played by Reba McEntire. Unfortunately, she appears far too sporadically to counterbalance the other actors' recycled one-liners.