Gotta LOVE the death penalty
The day has arrived once again: St. Valentine's Day. It is a time to spend with loved ones and a time to make Hallmark rich. Everybody wins. Luckily for the unromantic and the unlucky in love, it is only a twelve (or so) hour period which will pass quickly. Which brings us to the point. Have you a very embarrassing or horrific Valentine's memory? Or one that's romantic enough to be rare among us? Drop me an e-mail today, and I'll see if I can finagle my editor into a "My Funny Valentine" section in the morning's paper. (She's hating me right now.)
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