"Protect our most valuable assets."

Patrick Brennan's ASUA senate campaign slogan, taped to a condom.

"Let our endowments work for us ·"

Patrick Brennan's other campaign slogan that is, again, taped to a condom

"It's the spurt of death. We have been victims of it four years in a row. Arizona definitely feeds off the crowd."

UCLA basketball senior Jason Kapono's response to his team's 60-point crushing defeat at the hands of the UA men's basketball team.

"Show me the money."

Student lobbyists' new campaign that asks legislators to stop cutting university budgets.

"Detour. Confused about where to find an affordable college education?"

Advertisement for College Goal Sunday.

"The word I hear constantly is, ÎWow. Wow, it's big. Wow, it's beautiful.' This is what I like to call the ÎWow' building."

Dan Adams, director of UA student unions, in awe of the Student Union Memorial Center, the biggest union in the country without a hotel attached.

"It's cute ÷ they drive their BMWs and Range Rovers and leave with bagfuls of clothes."

Julie Penny, owner of Butz clothing store, delighted by all the UA students who spend their money at her store.

"We are not against people driving cars, but we want to let people know that the main reason the government wants to go to war in Iraq is to get control of their oil."

Adam Aguilar, a member of Tucson Peace Action Coalition, explaining the rationale behind a protest in front of gas stations.

"We feel like we're No. 1 right now."

Rick Anderson, senior basketball forward, after a weekend sweep of California schools.

"When I come to a classroom, I see the teachers as my mom or dad."

Nathan Puente, a journalism sophomore, who was home schooled until he reached college.

"I think it will be a challenge for ASUA to persuade the senate to eliminate three days from the fall schedule."

Robert P. Mitchell, faculty center program coordinator, speaking about ASUA attempts to create a fall break the week of Thanksgiving.

"It's a pretty accepted thing here. It's just like downloading music."

Kellen Hade, a psychology freshman, on downloading porn from file-sharing services.