Joe Metz Pima Student riding around at the UA

Joe crashes a lot, has many scars; comes to UA to ride his bike down stairs

WILDCAT: So, you just come to UA to ride down our stairs on your bike?

METZ: Basically.

WILDCAT: Cool. Yeah, so what the crap made you think this is a good idea?

METZ: Because they're fun and I like to do it.

WILDCAT: Yeah, good plan. But at least you wear a helmet so that your head doesn't get smashed in.

METZ: Exactly.

WILDCAT: Smart. Yeah, I mean, who cares if you land on your femur or clavicle, who needs those. But your head, you definitely need that.

METZ: Well, if I didn't have a helmet I'd probably be a vegetable, so ·

WILDCAT: Mmm · I love vegetables. Well, not peas or green beans, oh, or cabbage, yuck, I hate cabbage. But I love all the others.

METZ: Okay.

WILDCAT: So, do you crash a lot on your bike?

METZ: Oh yeah, all the time.

WILDCAT: And he still does it, folks, what a genius. Now have all your crashes been on stairs?

METZ: A couple times.

WILDCAT: So, what other stupid, I mean, crazy things do you do?

METZ: Uh, big drop stairs, race down hills.

WILDCAT: So really, possibly some of the most insane things you could do. That's all you had to say: "The most insane thing you can do." Once, when I was little I tried to roller skate down stairs and now I have a teeny-tiny scar on my nose. Yeah, dumb.

METZ: Yeah, I have lots of scars all over my body.