William Chambers Theatre Arts senior

Theatre major doesn't have the butt to wear tights, prefers to work behind the scenes

WILDCAT: Ooh, theater, that's so fun.

CHAMBERS: Yeah.

WILDCAT: I used to want to be an actress. I used to put on plays for my parents. OK, but back to you.

CHAMBERS: Well, I do the technical part.

WILDCAT: Oh, the lights, camera, action part of it?

CHAMBERS: Yeah, the behind-the-scenes stuff.

WILDCAT: You are a nice boy. I couldn't do that. I most definitely need to be the center of attention. Just kidding.

CHAMBERS: You know, it really doesn't require a major to act. So, I want something that will mean something when I graduate. Anyway, what's the question again?

WILDCAT: Do you ever get mad at someone and say in an evil voice, "Haha, I'm going to turn the sound off!"?

CHAMBERS: No. 'Cuz that's my job and I'd get fired.

WILDCAT: Really? What are you going to do after you graduate?

CHAMBERS: Right now I'm going try for a summer internship, so hopefully that will work out. I think it's in Colorado, some Shakespeare festival.

WILDCAT: Ooh, that is so fun. Actually, it's in Utah. I only know this because I have a solid Utah connection. But anyway, are you going to wear tights?

CHAMBERS: Uh, no, no. I'm not acting.

WILDCAT: You could still wear tights though, just to get in the Shakespeare mood.

CHAMBERS: I don't think I'd look good in tights. Actually, I have a big ass, so that's why I won't wear tights.

WILDCAT: I was just thinking that. I was like, "Man, that guy has a ghetto booty." Not really, I made that up.

WILDCAT: Do you own a bobble head doll?

CHAMBERS: I don't.

WILDCAT: Would you like to be a bobble head doll? Well, not you personally, but one made to look like you?

CHAMBERS: No, I think I would get offended. I have a big head, so ·

WILDCAT: So, it wouldn't just bobble, it would flat out fall over from all of the upper body weight.