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On the Spot

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Jack-in-the-Box drive-thru worker
By Rebekah Kleinman
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Monday March 10, 2003

Drive-thru worker admits there really is no Jack, prefers new ĪChipotle'

ADAM: Welcome to Jack-in-the-Box, can I take your order?

WILDCAT: Yes, is Jack in?

ADAM: Excuse me?

WILDCAT: May I speak with Mr. Box?

ADAM: What?

WILDCAT: Do you get that question very often? I'm sure you do.

ADAM: No, actually I don't get that question a lot.

WILDCAT: Really? That is strange to me that I am one of the few people that would think that's a funny question to ask.

ADAM: Please pull up to the window.

WILDCAT: Um · OK. So Adam, what is the most common thing ordered here?

ADAM: That would have to be the Jumbo Jack.

WILDCAT: Very interesting. Are you a big fan of the Jumbo Jack?

ADAM: Um, not really.

WILDCAT: I can't believe you just said that. That's like blasphemy here at Jack-in-the-Box. So what is your sandwich of choice?

ADAM: My favorite thing is the Chipotle chicken.

WILDCAT: Isn't that one of the new sandwiches?

ADAM: Yeah.

WILDCAT: Are you required to say you like it so that more people buy it?

ADAM: No, I really like it.

WILDCAT: So, have you ever met Jack?

ADAM: Um · there really is no Jack.

WILDCAT: What? I can't believe that. There's no Jack?

ADAM: There's no Jack. I'm sorry.

WILDCAT: See, I have this picture in my mind of Jack and Ronald McDonald and the Burger King all chillin' together. But I guess I am mistaken.

ADAM: Yeah.

WILDCAT: Wait a second. I see what's going on here. Really, Jack is like Batman and he hides his real identity during the day, but becomes Jack when necessary, like in advertising campaigns.

ADAM: Exactly.

WILDCAT: For all I know you could be Jack.

ADAM: Yeah, but I'm not Jack. Sorry.

WILDCAT: I'm not buying it. Well, I'll let you get back to the box cave.

ADAM: Are you going to buy anything?

WILDCAT: OK, bye.


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