WILDCAT: April Fool's Day, what's the scoop?
HERRERA: We work at McKale and we're not sure yet. We're thinking of a plan.
BELL: We're thinking of getting some football players at practice tomorrow.
HERRERA: We're thinking of like, unscrewing the lids (from their drink bottles).
BELL: Well, I don't know, we're trying to, but they're bigger than us.
WILDCAT: That's a good point. They are bigger than you guys. Could you actually see them coming back at you and doing something better? I mean, not like, getting violent or anything like O.J Simpson or something.
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