Jacy Bell physics and chemistry freshman

WILDCAT: April Fool's Day, what's the scoop?

HERRERA: We work at McKale and we're not sure yet. We're thinking of a plan.

BELL: We're thinking of getting some football players at practice tomorrow.

HERRERA: We're thinking of like, unscrewing the lids (from their drink bottles).

BELL: Well, I don't know, we're trying to, but they're bigger than us.

WILDCAT: That's a good point. They are bigger than you guys. Could you actually see them coming back at you and doing something better? I mean, not like, getting violent or anything like O.J Simpson or something.

HERRERA: They probably would.

Christina Herrera physical education sophomore

BELL: They'd find something to do to us but it's worth it.

WILDCAT: If there were any other people you'd really want to get, who would they be?

BELL and HERRERA: I don't know.

WILDCAT: If someone came down and said "You have this one wish," who would it be?

HERRERA: Oh · (looks puzzled).

BELL: I don't know, I couldn't think of anyone.

WILDCAT: Come on! You don't have anyone you want to take revenge on?

HERRERA: I still don't know.

WILDCAT: (as a UAPD cruiser pulls up) No police officers or anything?

HERRERA: Oh yeah! Officer Menino!

WILDCAT: Which department?

HERRERA: Tucson.

WILDCAT PHOTOGRAPHER: Is he that guy right there?

HERRERA: No, I think he's cool.

WILDCAT: Do you think you guys are going to get nabbed too?

HERRERA: Probably.

BELL: Knowing the athletes we're around, they're already known for playing pranks as it is, so ·

WILDCAT: Who are your usual suspects?

HERRERA: I don't know.

WILDCAT: You don't know? I think you're hiding something. What if it was your orthodontist that did it, put "the chain" across your braces to make you cry?

HERRERA: No, my orthodontist is cool.

WILDCAT: Dude, mine wasn't. He always made me cry.