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On the Spot

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Wayne Kirby
pizza slinger at Domino's Pizza
By Arek Sarkissian II
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Monday April 14, 2003

Pizza dude who doesn't usually go psycho dishes about his favorite toy as a youth and getting sick

WILDCAT: What's up with your name tag? It says Tazz.

KIRBY: That's my nickname. I've had it since I was a little kid.

WILDCAT: Do you go psycho sometimes?

KIRBY: Um, no my favorite toy was a sit-and-spin.

WILDCAT: A sit-and-spin? What's that?

KIRBY: It was from my great-grandmother. You sit on it with kind of like, a steering wheel between your legs, and it spins you until you get sick.

WILDCAT: Can you count how many times you've gotten sick?

KIRBY: Never.

WILDCAT: Really? You're a stronger man than I am. I would have puked more than a pledge at my first frat party. So, it's not like you sometimes act like the Tasmanian Devil ÷ all, "Blah!"

KIRBY: Oh no.

WILDCAT: So you honestly never go psycho, throwing pepperonis across the kitchen?

KIRBY: It depends on what night I close.

WILDCAT: Ever had a person who called that was just rude to you so you just had to mess with their food?

KIRBY: (Shakes head)

WILDCAT: OK, because I used to work at a Little Caesars, and this one guy was really rude to me, so I wiped his pepperonis with my butt.

KIRBY: (mouth dropped)

WILDCAT: I'm dead serious.


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