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Wayne Kirby pizza slinger at Domino's Pizza
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By Arek Sarkissian II
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Monday April 14, 2003
Pizza dude who doesn't usually go psycho dishes about his favorite toy as a youth and getting sick
WILDCAT: What's up with your name tag? It says Tazz.
KIRBY: That's my nickname. I've had it since I was a little kid.
WILDCAT: Do you go psycho sometimes?
KIRBY: Um, no my favorite toy was a sit-and-spin.
WILDCAT: A sit-and-spin? What's that?
KIRBY: It was from my great-grandmother. You sit on it with kind of like, a steering wheel between your legs, and it spins you until you get sick.
WILDCAT: Can you count how many times you've gotten sick?
KIRBY: Never.
WILDCAT: Really? You're a stronger man than I am. I would have puked more than a pledge at my first frat party. So, it's not like you sometimes act like the Tasmanian Devil ÷ all, "Blah!"
KIRBY: Oh no.
WILDCAT: So you honestly never go psycho, throwing pepperonis across the kitchen?
KIRBY: It depends on what night I close.
WILDCAT: Ever had a person who called that was just rude to you so you just had to mess with their food?
KIRBY: (Shakes head)
WILDCAT: OK, because I used to work at a Little Caesars, and this one guy was really rude to me, so I wiped his pepperonis with my butt.
KIRBY: (mouth dropped)
WILDCAT: I'm dead serious.