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Nancy Puga Education junior
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By Rebekah Jampole
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Monday October 7, 2002
Junior box office ticket seller gets creeped out by singing men with masks, considers self Îthe spice' in her mac'n'cheese
WILDCAT: What is your job here at Centennial Hall?
PUGA: I'm a ticket-seller.
WILDCAT: A ticket-seller. Is that your official title?
PUGA: Yeah, box office ticket-seller.
WILDCAT: Do you ever see the performances that go on here?
PUGA: Yeah, if you work a show, then after your shift you can. Sometimes you get comp tickets.
WILDCAT: What's the most exciting show you've seen here?
PUGA: I think "Phantom of the Opera."
WILDCAT: What if a man with a creepy mask was following you around and singing to you, do you think you would fall in love with him?
PUGA: Probably not.
WILDCAT: I would probably slap him. If you were a bowl of mac'n'cheese, would you want to be, the macaroni or the cheese?
PUGA: I have no idea.
WILDCAT: Well, let's think about it. Let's weigh the pros and cons of each.
PUGA: OK.
WILDCAT: If you are macaroni you are ·
PUGA: Fun-shaped.
WILDCAT: And pretty good-tasting.
WILDCAT PHOTOGRAPHER: Yes, but the cheese is the whole flavor.
PUGA: Yeah, that's true ÷ the macaroni doesn't taste good by itself.
WILDCAT: But it's the foundation. So are you the spice, or the glue that holds everything together?
PUGA: The spice.
WILDCAT: If I dared you to put 20 jalape–os in your mouth, would you do it?
PUGA: Twenty jalape–os. I don't think so.
WILDCAT: Would you stick just one up your nose?
PUGA: What kind of question is that? Um · no.
WILDCAT: I knew someone who did, and his nostril was inflamed for a few days.
PUGA: OK, that's weird.