Elise Weir business freshman

Business freshman says she loves carrots, but is considering false advertising lawsuit anyway

WILDCAT: Do you live on campus?

WEIR: Yeah.

WILDCAT: What dorm do you live in?

WEIR: Coronado.

WILDCAT: Good old Scoronado. You have it so nice. There were puke stains in the carpet when I lived there; it was disgusting. But you have ·

WEIR: New carpets.

WILDCAT: Must be nice. So, have you met people in Coronado who live up to the reputation?

WEIR: Yeah.

WILDCAT: They're not your friends, are they?

WEIR: Uh, no. I don't spend that much time there. I'm in a sorority.

WILDCAT: Which one?

WEIR: Kappa.

WILDCAT: Fun. Are you excited that the weather is cooling down?

WEIR: Yeah, I am from San Francisco and it's pretty chilly there. I was dying my first week here.

WILDCAT: Speaking of things that are chilled, if you had to have any vegetable for hands, what would you choose?

WEIR: A vegetable for my hand?

WILDCAT: Yeah, like a surgery went freakishly wrong.

WEIR: Lettuce.

WILDCAT: What? Why lettuce?

WEIR: I don't know. I guess because it's soft.

WILDCAT: Would you ever use the head of lettuce to beat people with?

WEIR: Perhaps.

WILDCAT: It could be necessary, I understand. What's your favorite vegetable?

WEIR: Carrots.

WILDCAT: Have you ever eaten so many that you started to turn orange?

WEIR: Nope.

WILDCAT: It's true, it really happens. I've seen it. Do you think you have better eyesight because of your love of carrots?

WEIR: No, I actually have terrible eyesight.

WILDCAT: Really? So, it's not true what the carrot people claim? Interesting. Maybe you could sue them for false advertisement.

WEIR: Maybe I will.