Jessica Hanawalt Psychology junior

New UA student lives in Coronado, hates fire alarms and thinks guys are a bunch of stinky pigs

WILDCAT: So, this is your first year at UA ÷ do you like it so far?

HANAWALT: I love U of A.

WILDCAT: Where do you live?

HANAWALT: Coronado.

WILDCAT: Nice. I lived in Scoronado too.

HANAWALT: It's terrible. Fire alarms every night.

WILDCAT: I know. You get to the point to where you just want to pull them yourself early in the night to just get it over with.

HANAWALT: I know.

WILDCAT: Did you know that 98 percent of the fire alarms pulled are false?

HANAWALT: I did know that. I read it in the Wildcat actually.

WILDCAT: I know. That's the only reason I knew that. But back to Coronado, I agree · horrible.

HANAWALT: I know. I was in the shower when an alarm went off the other day.

WILDCAT: Are you kidding me? Did you still have soap in your hair?

HANAWALT: I was in the shower, I had to get out of the shower because my R.A. was pounding on the door and I threw my hair up in the towel, put on my pajamas, I was soaking wet and freezing.

WILDCAT: That is terrible. Dang those alarm-pullers. So do you think Coronado kinda smells?

HANAWALT: Yeah, the guys' wing especially.

WILDCAT: Oh, I know. Guys are stinky.

HANAWALT: Way stinky.

WILDCAT: Actually, my assistant editor just sprayed one of the guys in the newsroom with my perfume, so now he kinda smells like a pansy.

HANAWALT: They need that sometimes. They're pigs.

WILDCAT: I know. Speaking of pigs, would you rather be a pot-bellied pig or a boar?

HANAWALT: I think I'd rather be pot-bellied. They're so cute when they're babies.

WILDCAT: Then they grow up and end up on someone's dinner plate.

HANAWALT: Yes. I know that pigs are disgusting, but they seem pretty happy.