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Lauren Mayes psychology senior
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By Nathan Tafoya
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Thursday September 11, 2003
Senior admits she doesn't know what she's doing, warns against espresso double shots
Wildcat: My name is Nathan and you're On the Spot.
Mayes: And my name is Lauren Mayes. I'm a senior at the UA...
Wildcat: You don't have to make it all personal like that.
Mayes: Okay, never mind.
Wildcat: So, this breeze ÷ isn't it romantic?
Mayes: I think so. The air ... the crisp air is pretty nice.
Wildcat: I'm totally falling in love with everything around me, right now. So your studying NMR (nuclear magnetic resonance)?
Mayes: Yep.
Wildcat: Do you even understand what you're doing?
Mayes: Not really.
Wildcat: And you're about to handle very expensive equipment right now?
Mayes: Yes, this is true.
Wildcat: (flipping through textbook) Look at this. Electromagnetic radiation ... electric fields ... molecular spectroscopy ...
Mayes: That's why I'm reading up on it: So I understand what I'm doing.
Wildcat: My NMR days are over. Although I got an A in my organic chemistry class. Lab, I should say.
Mayes: See? Yeah. I think the labs are more useful than the actual class. I got a C in the lecture and a B in the lab.
Wildcat: The labs are better furnished than most of the bathrooms here, wouldn't you say?
Mayes: I would think so too. Yeah.
Wildcat: Yeah. All those little cool wash stations and fire extinguishers and goggles and aprons.
Mayes: And there's always soap.
Wildcat: I remember one time I had too many shots in my coffee and I was running around with, like, a cape. That was terrible.
Mayes: Yeah. No more double shots of cappuccino in your coffee.
Wildcat: Yeah. I have to stay away from that stuff.
Mayes: It was espresso. That's probably what it was.