Ashley Roland media arts sophomore

Charles Darwin Experience members decide to turn the tables on ÎOn the Spot' reporter

Fairey: So, what's your favorite place on Earth?

Wildcat: My dreams.

Fairey: Your dreams? That's awesome. So you're really a creative kind of guy.

Wildcat: No. Well, that's what my teachers liked to say, like when I was in elementary, and started trouble: "You're so creative."

Fairey: "You have so much potential." Yeah, I got that a lot too.

Roland: Maybe they just said that to be nice to you.

Wildcat: Definitely to be nice to me.

Roland: ÎCause they don't really like you.

Fairey: Yeah, like they don't know what to do with you. So they're like, "You're so creative. We'll put you over here so you think of something on your own."

Wildcat: "Wear this hat and stand in the corner · and be creative."

Alec Fairey theater senior

Fairey: Right.

Roland: Did you like paste?

Fairey: I loved paste myself. To eat.

Wildcat: Like Elmer's glue?

Fairey: Oh yeah. And you like, dry it on your fingers and you pull ÷

Wildcat: Have you ever done that with epoxy?

Fairey: No! That's probably bad for you, isn't it?

Wildcat: Yeah. You got to go all the way. That's the heavy stuff.

Fairey: Uh-oh.

Wildcat: Elmer's is just messin' around.

Fairey: Yeah, I guess so. That's one of those halfway drugs or whatever.

Roland: That's not drugs! Elmer's is not drugs.

Fairey: Well, no · Elmer's starts you out and then ÷

Roland: Oh. It's a gateway drug.

Fairey: That's the word.

Wildcat: Yeah. Exactly.

Roland: Then you go to Sharpies · and permanent markers ·

Fairey: Yeah, yeah, right. Well, I think, seriously, the school industry is out to get kids to do drugs. 'Cause, I mean, they make the markers that smell, you know?

Wildcat: I know.

Roland: Yeah. It's not right.