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Gloria Nieto molecular & cellular biology senior
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By Nathan Tafoya
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Friday, November 14, 2003
MCB senior is brain-dead, not too short to be a doctor and thinks interviewer could be better-looking
Wildcat: Hi, my name's Nathan and you're On the Spot. I have a question for you. Have you seen those girls - they wear those snow boots with their skirts? They're like, these brown, tannish snow boots and they wear them with their shorts or skirts.
Nieto: I think I know what you're talking about. But it doesn't really make sense 'cause wouldn't they be cold if they -
Wildcat: No, 'cause I used to live in Colorado and snow shoes are ugly. They're supposed to be ugly.
Nieto: No, but if they're wearing a skirt. They're like freezing their legs.
Wildcat: Not right now. No, I mean in Tucson. They're wearing them in Tucson. Never mind. ... Can you think of anything to say? 'Cause I'm dead.
Nieto: I just came from a test, so I'm pretty brain-dead.
Wildcat: For what?
Nieto: For molecular biology.
Wildcat: What do you plan to be?
Nieto: I eventually want to go to medical school, but ...
Wildcat: Aren't you a little small to be a doctor?
Nieto: I don't think height has anything to do with it. I'm not joining the NBA or anything.
Wildcat: I agree.
Nieto: I don't think lay-ups are part of the interview for medical school.
Wildcat: Do you think I need a haircut?
Nieto: Yeah, I definitely think you need to go to a stylist or something. I think you need to shave that beard. Are you going for the artist look, like I don't care how I look and I don't care that I haven't shaved in like 10 days and that I haven't had a haircut? Do you think that attracts women?
Wildcat: I'm not even going there. I'm just living life.
Nieto: OK.
Wildcat: Are you offended by my appearance?
Nieto: I'm not offended, but you could look better.
Wildcat: What a cruel doctor.