Gloria Nieto molecular & cellular biology senior

MCB senior is brain-dead, not too short to be a doctor and thinks interviewer could be better-looking

Wildcat: Hi, my name's Nathan and you're On the Spot. I have a question for you. Have you seen those girls - they wear those snow boots with their skirts? They're like, these brown, tannish snow boots and they wear them with their shorts or skirts.

Nieto: I think I know what you're talking about. But it doesn't really make sense 'cause wouldn't they be cold if they -

Wildcat: No, 'cause I used to live in Colorado and snow shoes are ugly. They're supposed to be ugly.

Nieto: No, but if they're wearing a skirt. They're like freezing their legs.

Wildcat: Not right now. No, I mean in Tucson. They're wearing them in Tucson. Never mind. ... Can you think of anything to say? 'Cause I'm dead.

Nieto: I just came from a test, so I'm pretty brain-dead.

Wildcat: For what?

Nieto: For molecular biology.

Wildcat: What do you plan to be?

Nieto: I eventually want to go to medical school, but ...

Wildcat: Aren't you a little small to be a doctor?

Nieto: I don't think height has anything to do with it. I'm not joining the NBA or anything.

Wildcat: I agree.

Nieto: I don't think lay-ups are part of the interview for medical school.

Wildcat: Do you think I need a haircut?

Nieto: Yeah, I definitely think you need to go to a stylist or something. I think you need to shave that beard. Are you going for the artist look, like I don't care how I look and I don't care that I haven't shaved in like 10 days and that I haven't had a haircut? Do you think that attracts women?

Wildcat: I'm not even going there. I'm just living life.

Nieto: OK.

Wildcat: Are you offended by my appearance?

Nieto: I'm not offended, but you could look better.

Wildcat: What a cruel doctor.