economics sophomore

Economics sophomore says London is capital of bad food but didn't think the haggis was all that bad

Wildcat: Ding Dong, you thought the witch was dead but now she's back. I'm Claire from the Wildcat and you're On the Spot.

Nuñez: Me? Oh, God.

Wildcat: So, Dorothy, if you could click your heels together and transport yourself anywhere you wanted to, where would you go?

Nuñez: Australia, I think. Actually, I'd go to London. I was just there over the summer.

Wildcat: It's the capital of bad teeth and bad food, right?

Nuñez: Bad teeth, bad food, bad people, but good memories.

Wildcat: What was the most disgusting thing you ate while you were there?

Nuñez: Haggis is nasty. I don't even know what it is ... it's like lamb intestines put inside of the kidney of like a pig.

Wildcat: Yuck. Did you get sick?

Nuñez: Naw, I wanted to barf but it wasn't bad.

Wildcat: Other than the whole wanting to vomit...

Nuñez: It's supposed to be healthy.

Wildcat: Anyway, you don't really look like a Dorothy, à la Wizard of Oz. If you had to see yourself as a woman, who would you be? Would you be girly?

Nuñez: No, I think I'd be pretty butch. I'd make a pretty bad woman.

Wildcat: Well then, I guess Dorothy seems to suit you well enough for now. Can you do an impression of a girl for me? Maybe that'll help.

Nuñez: I don't wanna do that because you're gonna print this.

Wildcat: No no .... the point of this is for me to embarrass you for the entertainment of others. So embarrass yourself ... now.

Nuñez: Umm .... I don't think so.

Wildcat: Do you want me to do my impression of a dude first? (in a low voice) "I want beer and my balls itch."

Nuñez: (laughing) ok, ok. (in a high voice) "Hi, I am a girl. I have a period!"

Wildcat: Do you have a girlfriend?

Nuñez: No...

Wildcat: Go figure. Well, is it true that man's best friend is his right hand?

Nuñez: Actually, I'm left-handed.

Wildcat: You can at least give your digits a name.

Nuñez: Dorothy. Lefty's name is Dorothy.