This is the life, this is what you come to college for.
Joe Kaitlen undeclared sophomore about relaxing, drinking beer and sitting outside on a couch

"A nigga threatened a cracker and now you want to print it."
Ronnie Gammage, responding to the police report that he had threatened ASUA student body president Doug Hartz after he was fired from SafeRide.

"I feel safe in my office."
Doug Hartz, after filing a complaint against Gammage with police.

"I woke up and looked at the phone and thought it said 5:15, so I grabbed my stuff, ran outside and started driving to the golf course. No golfers were inside eating breakfast, and nobody was on the roads, but I guess I was still partially asleep. When I reached the front gate, I looked at the clock and realized it was two in the morning."
UA golfer Erica Blasberg, who wasn't shaken up by her pre-game anxiety as she went on that day to win her second individual title of the year at the Arizona Invitational.

"If my computer broke, I'd feel totally out of the loop."
Crystal Alkais, a pre-business freshman, admitting her dependency on AOL Instant Messenger.

"That's a hell of a lot of money for the university to lose."
Pete Morris, president of the graduate student council, on the financial loss UA could face if graduate students drop out as a result of the tuition increase.

"They had this idea and sat and brainstormed: How creative can we get?"
Gary Cook, director of percussion studies, on why he calls "Stomp" "art music."

"We wish him the best of luck."
Lute Olson, on sophomore forward Dennis Latimore's departure from the UA men's basketball team.

"I hope (Napolitano) protects us, because right now that's the brightest spot in a very dim landscape."
Doug Hartz, ASUA student body president, on the impending state budget cuts.