Strange conversations about war, women's field hockey
SHAWSTANK: We're your rival in women's field hockey.
WILDCAT: We have a field hockey team?
EL CHUPACAERA: We saw them practicing.
WILDCAT: Really? That's good to know. I really had no idea that a women's field hockey team even existed on this campus, but YAY! Go women's field hockey. So, Scheize Taschenkunst, you live in Tucson, what's your story?
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