"The gym is for meeting people, no question about it. It's because of the atmosphere. Everyone sweating, the lack of clothing, the raging hormones of a college crowd."

÷ Maria Mencias, a Rec Center employee and business freshman, on flirting at the Student Recreation Center.

"They totally jack you. First tuition and now the value meal. There goes my income."

÷ History sophomore Pablo Sandoval, venting on the higher prices at the Student Union Memorial Center's McDonald's.

"It's a lot of work to make sure that you're not falling out of your dress or looking weird in your bathing suit."

÷ Pima Community College student Emily Arnold, a contestant in the Miss Tucson/Miss Pima County Scholarship Pageant.

"I was a big carnie for the night. It was a blast."

÷ Rob Wild, a physics junior who worked a game booth at Spring Fling.

"We played awesome, the best all year."

÷ Jeff Grobe, psychology senior, after the Arizona men's club volleyball team won the 2003 NIRSA Collegiate Volleyball Sport Club Championships.

"I have never been that humiliated in my life. I told him I was a professor and he said ÎProfessors do things too.'"

÷ UA Professor Julian Kunnie, when a police officer forced him to lay on the ground after being pulled over.

"I think the sororities have better programming for (community service). I think they have their act together."

÷ Interfraternity council president and economics sophomore Josh Surridge, after a UA greek report announced that sororities perform more community service than do fraternities.

"Well, the big hit in there is ÎThe Producers,' the Broadway musical."

÷ UApresents executive director Ken Foster, on the 2003-2004 arts calendar.

"Club Crawl brings together all genres of local music. It just makes it really exciting because you can go from hardcore to punk to an ambient band."

÷ Club Crawl organizer Jon D'Auria.

"The first five pounds were pretty easy. Seven was like carrying a baby around your waist, a 2öyearöold."

÷ Communication sophomore and water polo player Kristin Taylor on how training with weight belts feels.