Ian Johnson English senior

Senior majoring in English doesn't mind the taste of sheep brains; wants to be a zoo cat

WILDCAT: You have really blue eyes. Are those contacts?

JOHNSON: Yeah, they are.

WILDCAT: They're really cool. What color are your eyes usually?

JOHNSON: Dark brown. Some people think they're actually real, which is interesting.

WILDCAT: Really? I bet you get chicks that way.

JOHNSON: (Laughs)

WILDCAT: So have you seen the ones that are like swirly?

JOHNSON: Yeah, I want some of the cat eye ones, but I haven't been able to get them.

WILDCAT: Yeah, I was just going to say that those are kind of freaky. But that's exciting that you want cat eye ones.

JOHNSON: Yeah, those are pretty cool.

WILDCAT: If you could be any kind of cat, either a house cat or zoo cat, what would you be?

JOHNSON: Probably a house cat. No, no, no, no actually a zoo cat.

WILDCAT: Which kind?

JOHNSON: I'd probably want to be a tiger.

WILDCAT: So what is your biggest pet peeve?

JOHNSON: People who, while they're eating, talk with their mouth open.

WILDCAT: That's disgusting. Have you ever seen anything super-disgusting when someone was speaking with their mouth full?

JOHNSON: Seeing the food all chewed up.

WILDCAT: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?

JOHNSON: Sheep brain or eyes.

WILDCAT: On numerous occasions or just once?

JOHNSON: Quite a few times.

WILDCAT: Did you enjoy it?

JOHNSON: It's good.

WILDCAT: So do you put ketchup on it?

JOHNSON: You can if you want to.

WILDCAT: What's the one thing you would never eat?

JOHNSON: Probably bull testicles.

WILDCAT: On that note, I'm going to go eat lunch.