Obnoxious anti-American rant covers up truth of Iraq's evils

Would someone please tell me who keeps allowing this backwards thinking, America-hating extremist a column in our paper? This man has no basis for any of his declarations against America, and he poorly uses what he considers overlooked "facts" to back his paranoid leftist argument (Monday, "U.S. aggression against Iraq criminal"). [Read article]

There's always a distinct smell in the air around election time, and not just around the slaughterhouse when they're rendering pig snouts. Take a deep whiff. Hmm, what is that stench? But of course! The sweet malodor of stagnation.

"But Tylor," you may say, "our two party system recycles itself every 20 years or so when people figure out the party in power seems to have done nothing but drop LSD through their eyeballs and eat crayons for said 20 years. That's plenty of variety and change!" [Read article]

Attention all Wildcat readers! How would you like to be part of the first-annual Intergalactic Television Turn-off Week 3000? You know you would. Hey, pay attention and stop glancing over at that TV!

How much television do you watch a day? No, seriously. Don't underestimate, and make sure to count commercial breaks ÷ even if you mute the TV and work on a crossword puzzle or go looking for a snack. Whip out the television listings and add up every show you watch. [Read article]