Ricky Abud marketing junior, cheerleader

Cheerleaders muse on dropping partners, face-feeding dolphins, visions of recycling, mating pigs

WILDCAT: How many girls do you drop per year?

ABUD: I usually drop the same girl because we have partners.

WILDCAT: So how many times have you dropped her?

ABUD: Well, I'm pretty good, so ·

WILDCAT: Has she suffered any permanent damage? Does she twitch, anything like that? When I was little, my grandpa accidentally dropped me on my head. Quite traumatic.

ABUD: Sorry.

WILDCAT: Have you ever dreamt of swimming with penguins?

ABUD: No. But I did swim with a dolphin once. And you know what? I fed it a fish with my mouth.

WILDCAT: That is dang disgusting. Why did you do that?

ABUD: For a picture.

Ashleigh Elizabeth

WILDCAT: Have you ever wanted to be Homecoming Queen?

ELIZABETH: No. It's too much pressure.

WILDCAT: If you were, though, how would you change the world?

ELIZABETH: I don't know. I would make everybody recycle.

WILDCAT: Anyway, what do you think about the whole Kermit and Miss Piggy relationship?

ELIZABETH: I love it.

WILDCAT: I don't know, I mean, what would their kids would look like?

ELIZABETH: Green pigs.

WILDCAT: Well that is just setting them up to be social outcasts. I'm concerned about them ribbeting instead of oinking. That's deep stuff.

ELIZABETH: Yeah, maybe they should rethink that relationship.