Ryan Nichols pre-business sophomore

Pre-business sophomore reflects on polling places, Homecoming and other (expletive deleted)

WILDCAT: Did you vote yesterday?

NICHOLS: No, I didn't.

WILDCAT: Why not?

NICHOLS: One, I didn't know where the hell to go.

WILDCAT: Are you registered?

NICHOLS: Yeah.

WILDCAT: Who would you have voted for?

NICHOLS: Umm, I think the girl. They called me and said to vote for her. I don't pay attention. To tell you the truth, I don't give two (excrements).

WILDCAT: This weekend is Homecoming. What does Homecoming mean to you?

NICHOLS: When everyone that's been here comes back and relives the times. And it's a time to have a big party.

WILDCAT: So you'll be doing a lot of drinking?

NICHOLS: Yeah. My friend from Phoenix is coming down and my little sister. And we're all just going to get (very impaired). And you can quote me on that one.

WILDCAT: I think I'll quote you on all of this. So, aren't we going to kick UCLA's ass this weekend?

NICHOLS: I (truly) hope. We better.

WILDCAT: No, we're definitely going to lose. It was a trick question. We don't have a chance to win.

NICHOLS: No, I think positively. I'm feeling you don't have a lot of school spirit.

WILDCAT: Not in football, I guess. What's the score going to be this weekend?

NICHOLS: If we win, 23-18. And if we lose it will be ·

WILDCAT: 100-0?

NICHOLS: I'll say 55 to ·

WILDCAT: Zero? Negative eight?

NICHOLS: Seven.

WILDCAT: What's your favorite snack at the football game?

NICHOLS: When I'm sober, or drunk?

WILDCAT: Drunk, of course.

NICHOLS: Nachos and a hot dog.

WILDCAT: What about when you're sober.

NICHOLS: I don't eat that much at the games.

WILDCAT: Nachos and a hot dog?

NICHOLS: No.

WILDCAT: You're not sober at the games much, are you?

NICHOLS: No. It's just something about when you're (messed) up. Nachos and a hot dog and a Coke are just so good.