Ahem, scuff, emm, OK, well then. Let me straighten my shirt and check my lip for blood, because I believe that I was just challenged to a duel. No, not me personally, unlike some colleagues of mine, but my kind ÷ those "sports monkeys" at the Wildcat.
We'd like to thank columnist Jessica Lee for bringing to our attention in yesterday's column "Their Music is Mightier Than a Writers Pen," that we failed to realize that the band members were better physical specimens than UA athletes like Luke Walton who, apparently, couldn't, "run formations with a 35-pound drum on his shoulders."
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