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Michael Harless
Taxicab Driver
By Devin Simmons
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Thursday August 28, 2003

Local taxicab driver waits for drunks, talks about crazy women and backseat mŹnage a trois

Wildcat: So, has it been a busy night tonight?

Harless: No.

Wildcat: No, is this typically what happens with you taxi guys? Just sitting around waiting? What are you waiting for?

Harless: Drunks.

Wildcat: Drunks?

Wildcat: What's the craziest story you've had about picking up a drunk person?

Harless: Women are really crazy.

Wildcat: Really? So, what kind of stuff do they do? A little mŽnage a trois in the backseat?

Harless: Oh yes, I've seen that.

Wildcat: Ah yeah!

Harless: I've seen more in my taxicab then Taxicab Confessions shows on TV.

Wildcat: I think I need to become a taxicab driver. You want to become a taxi cab driver? (talking to photographer)

Wildcat Photographer: Sure, might as well, I am never going to graduate anyway. I could always use a second job. Do you know what I get paid to do this?

Wildcat: You think we could all just jump in this car and top it out? How fast this thing go? 100? 200? 500?

Harless: I don't think it could go over 80.

Wildcat: Over 80? Does it start falling apart over 80?

Harless: It might, it's got some transmission problems.


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