Robert Poffinbarger Biochemistry sophomore

Biochemistry sophomore likes Sponge- Bob, but not a moon made of swiss cheese

Wildcat: My name is Claire C. Laurence, and you're On The Spot.

Poffinbarger: Really? Cool.

Wildcat: So, if you had a choice, would you rather live in the dorm or on the moon?

Poffinbarger: I'd live in the dorms. You can't beat that. The moon's too isolated.

Wildcat: What if the moon was made of cheese?

Poffinbarger: Naw ... well, what kind of cheese?

Wildcat: It'd probably have to be made out of Swiss cheese.

Poffinbarger: Swiss cheese? I don't like Swiss cheese.

Wildcat: So what would the moon have to be made out of in order for you to live on it?

Poffinbarger: I like pepperjack cheese.

Wildcat: So you'd be down with a big house made out of pepperjack cheese?

Poffinbarger: Yeah! I'd be down with that!

Wildcat: So, back to the serious questions. What color are your panties?

Poffinbarger: (laughing) Oh man, that's funny! Umm ... I don't wear panties!

Wildcat: You don't? So, boxers or briefs?

Poffinbarger: Uh, boxers.

Wildcat: What is the most outrageous pair of underwear you've ever worn?

Poffinbarger: Hmm ... SpongeBob boxers.

Wildcat: So, do you have problems keeping the ladies off of you with those on?

Poffinbarger: (laughing) Uh ... no, not really, no.

Wildcat: So who bought the SpongeBob for you?

Poffinbarger: Actually, I bought them.

Wildcat: You wore them willingly? Only once, I hope.

Poffinbarger: Multiple times.

Wildcat: Are they your favorite boxers?

Poffinbarger: Sometimes, yes. When I'm sitting down watching cartoons in the morning.

Wildcat: Well, you're not going to be doing much of that with school starting. It's the end of break, school starts. No more SpongeBob boxers.

Poffinbarger: Yup.

Wildcat: Poor SpongeBob.