Khoa Hoang pre-business junior

GNC worker hasn't tried the bust- enhancement supplements, but can still kick some butt

Wildcat: Hi, I'm Claire from the Daily Wildcat and you're on the spot.

Hoang: Oh, wow. OK.

Wildcat: So what's the most potent sexual enhancement supplement you have in here?

Hoang: Um, I'm not really sure. We've got some here for both men and women.

Wildcat: Do you have anything that will make my penis bigger?

Hoang: (laughing) I don't think so. I hope not.

Wildcat: I keep getting spam in my e-mail promising that, but none of it ever works. Has any of it worked out for you?

Hoang: No, no!

Wildcat: It hasn't worked?

Hoang: (laughing) No! It's just that I don't need it.

Wildcat: So what've you got in here for us girls?

Hoang: I'm not sure ... uhh ... some bust enhancements.

Wildcat: Oh, have you used any of that? 'Cause I wanna make sure it works before I buy it.

Hoang: Ha-ha! Nope. But we have a lot of products here.

Wildcat: So do you think that I could take some of those protein supplements and get ripped?

Hoang: Well, if you want to get ripped, there are different products that you can use.

Wildcat: I just wanna kick butt. How do I do that?

Hoang: (laughing) Enroll in a tae kwon do class.

Wildcat: So you don't have any instant kick-butt pills?

Hoang: No, but we have a very popular product that I use that's helped me get huge.

Wildcat: So you can kick butt?

Hoang: Umm ... I don't know ...

Wildcat: You think you can take me?

Hoang: Oh yeah. I think I can take you.

Wildcat: You wanna go? Right here, right now?

Hoang: Yeah! We can go. I've been punched in the face like 15 times in a row by a girl, so I think I can take it.

- Interview by Claire C. Laurence