Chris LePage pre-pharmacology freshman

Freshman doesn't mind chocolate genitals, still loves Jesus

Wildcat: My name is Kylee and you're on the spot. So, are your nipples as hard as mine?

LePage: No ... (Laughs, then mockingly rubs nipples through T-shirt) Oh, my nipples.

Wildcat: (Laughing) But, don't you agree that it's freezing?

LePage: Yes, it is extremely cold right now.

Wildcat: OK. So now, speaking of the human anatomy, did you get a chance to see that chocolate vagina that appeared on the front page of our newspaper on Friday?

LePage: Yes I did.

Wildcat: And what'd you think of that?

LePage: I really didn't have an opinion right away. It just stuck out right away, but no first opinion.

Wildcat: Do you think we should have run a penis on the front page, too, if that was made out of chocolate?

LePage: If you wanted to. It would have been OK ... (laughs). Wouldn't have bothered me.

Wildcat: So, do you think that the Christian right would overreact by complaining and protesting that we ran this on the cover?

LePage: Possibly. It depends on how Christian they were and what they thought about it. Like, their own personal views.

Wildcat: Well, speaking of Christians, do you listen to Korn by any chance?

LePage: No.

Wildcat: Do you know who they are?

LePage: Yes.

Wildcat: OK, did you know that the guitarist actually left the band because he found Jesus, and then stole his look? Here, check it out ... (Shows him a photo of Brian "Head" Welch being baptized). He got baptized in (the Jordan River in Israel). What do you think of that?

LePage: Well, some people do their own thing, let me tell ya. That's for sure. Hey, if that's what they want, that's what they want. You gotta let 'em do what they want. It wouldn't be me.

Wildcat: Why not?

LePage: I don't know, I already been baptized. I'm already good to go.

Wildcat: So, do you think he did the right thing?

LePage: If he wanted to do it, yeah.

- Interview and photo by Kylee Dawson