Rachel Weinress retail consumer science junior

Consumer science junior is a fan of Rufio and ÎReal World,' doesn't like kissing big-nosed men

Wildcat: Did you know that today is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day?"

Weinress: I was not aware.

Wildcat: What is your favorite pirate-y word?

Weinress: "Aye-aye, Captain." Wait, that's not one. "ARGGGH!"

Wildcat: Do you think you'd be good for "Pirates of the Caribbean?"

Weinress: Yeah, it's like a ghost story.

Wildcat: What's your favorite pirate movie?

Weinress: I'm a big fan of the Disneyland ride.

Wildcat: Do you not like "Hook"?

Weinress: Yeah, I really like "Hook." Rufio is a good character.

Wildcat: Anything else happening in your life?

Weirness: I met Adam and Mallory from the "Real World."

Wildcat: Were they nice people?

Weinress: They were really nice.

Wildcat: Was Mallory as hot in person as she is on the show?

Weinress: She is gorgeous.

Wildcat: I heard Adam was really short. What was he like?

Weinress: I think he was flirting with me.

Wildcat: Well why didn't you pick up on that?

Weinress: I have a boyfriend.

Wildcat: Oh, so what have you been doing?

Weinress: I had class.

Wildcat: Really, that sucks.

Weinress: Yeah, I missed "Friends."

Wildcat: Oh my GOD, that's my favorite show. We should get married, what do you think?

Weinress: Well, it depends, are you Jewish?

Wildcat: No, but my roommate is hardcore Jewish, he has the big nose and everything.

Weinress: Oh, I don't like that.

Wildcat: Why not?

Weinress: Because it's hard to kiss with the big nose.