Courtney Murphy freshman engineering

WILDCAT: How come you're not eating too?

MURPHY: Ummm ·

WILDCAT: Are you just here for moral support?

MURPHY: No, I'm getting ice cream later.

WILDCAT: Oh, because I'm like a girl. I'll get like, cookie dough and all that when I'm upset. Are you sure you're OK?

Stephen Parsey junior undecided

PARSEY: As far as I know I'm OK. It could be an internal thing, like subconscious.

WILDCAT: So are you a big fan of cookie dough?

PARSEY: I do like cookie dough.

WILDCAT: What kind of cookie dough?

PARSEY: Chocolate chip.

WILDCAT: There you go! A man who knows what he likes! What about you?

MURPHY: I don't like cookie dough.

WILDCAT: Well what about when you're upset, boyfriend broke up with you, Bob Barker's not going to be doing Price is Right anymore?

PARSEY: Now that's depressing!

WILDCAT: I don't know if that one is true, let me check on it.

MURPHY: When I get depressed I eat ice cream, I don't know, I just kind of go out.

WILDCAT: Honey, are you depressed now? Is that why you're going for ice cream?

MURPHY: I'm not.

WILDCAT: You're lying to me. Denial is the first step in knowing you have a problem.

MURPHY: I'm not, I promise.

WILDCAT: So what are you guys, just best friends?

PARSEY: Yeah, we met last semester.

WILDCAT: Where did you guys meet?

PARSEY AND MURPHY: Engineering class.

PARSEY: We had a bit of a discrepancy with someone in the class.

WILDCAT: Was it one of those teams where one person does absolutely nothing?

PARSEY AND MURPHY: Yep!

WILDCAT: That drives me crazy! I had this one girl in my team that did nothing at all, then she went into our professor's office and bawled her eyes out. Both this one girl and I got B's, she got an A.

PARSEY: That's terrible!

WILDCAT: I hate-100 level classes!