Alandis Johnson molecular and cellular biology freshman

Meredith Larrabee chemistry sophomore

Chantal Ottino engineering freshman

In this edition of ÎOn the Spot,' we're going to see how smart the UA body really is!

Wildcat: What is the state bird of NYC?

Ottino: A dead one.

Larrabee: NYC is not a state.

Johnson: Exactly what she said.

Answer: NYC is not a state.

Wildcat: How gross is a pubic hair stuck in your toothbrush?

Ottino: Hella gross.

Larrabee: Really, really, really gross.

Johnson: Just plain nasty.

Answer: Raw gross, straight up.

Wildcat: On a scale of one to five, how many stars do I get for sex appeal?

Ottino: Let me see. How do you walk? · Is your picture going to be in the paper?

Larrabee: I'll go with four.

Johnson: I'd give you about a three or a four.

Answer: A two.

Wildcat: Why do vegetarians eat vegetables?

Ottino: They're more colorful and they sound better than a dead cow.

Larrabee: Because they think it's healthy.

Johnson: Because they don't believe in eating meats.

Answer: A myriad of reasons, including: vegetarians hate plants.

Wildcat: What's my middle name?

Ottino: I don't remember you introducing yourself to me.

Larrabee: Bob.

Johnson: Why should I know that?

Answer: Jacob.